Wednesday, January 23, 2013

I Have Peanuts Too

When Tessa was chomping on some peanuts after school, this conversation unfolded...

Charley- You got peanuts? I got peanuts too. 
Tessa- No you don't. 
Charley- Yes I do. I have peanuts in my wiener. 
Me- Um, Charley.....are you trying to say penis? It's another way to say wiener. 
Charley- No I got my own PEANUTS down there. 
Me- Um....have you seen peanuts down there? 
Charley- No but they are there. Inside my wiener.

Almost as good as the time he told me that his pee made bubbles in the toilet because he had drank soda.

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