Note To Self

After your baby has spent about 10 minutes grunting and straining at the dinner table, you may assume that his full diaper is the end of his efforts and it's okay to let him run around the bathroom naked during bath time.

Don't be surprised if he takes a giant poo on the floor. Laugh it off, clean it up.

You may be surprised, however, when he takes yet another giant poo on the floor. And then pees, and then laughs.

(reason #100 why we took the carpet out of the bathroom)