Not only did Cinderella die a horrible disfiguring death, the other two princesses (Belle and Sleeping Beauty) came along and pillaged her corpse for clothing.
Our only hope now lies with Daddy and his ability to manipulate needle nose pliers in the reattachment process. That or the checkout at Target, where a hundred other Cinderellas can be found for $3.99.
1 comment:
OMG! I didn't know you had Cinderella's picture on your blog! You must tell the others on Facebook! Where is Jeremy at, he needs to be fixing her!
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